parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek







